Books that lie (Dear John)

Today really looks like one of those "sit down relax, grab a kit kat" kind of day. Currently watching "American Dad" which is probably the worst thing to watch. The stupidity in this show is sad but hey.. it gives me a great laugh.  I really have nothing to do today. Literally nothing. I have the day off work, my boyfriend is at work and I don't know what the hell to do. I did mention that I would read a book... I should REALLY get to that lol. 

So any ideas? What book do you feel is best to pass time? No I do not want those cheesy books like "Dear John" because really, that shit never happens..   "Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you" ..??? 

 It takes two weeks for me to memorize someone's name.. thought less of falling in love. So to girls out there who feel that this book is an actual replica of their life.. let me spell something out for you.. "INFATUATION" which is defined as "An intense but short-lived 

passion or admiration for someone or something" AKA "Bitch you're not in love" so suck it up and grab some Xanax cause it takes two weeks to fall in love with that drug ;)

So back on topic, I really need a book to reeaaaad, I am NOT going to just pick up a book and start reading but hate it later on when I reach page 99 and I just waisted my time so let me know.