July 31, 2014

Some JANEY time.. finally + Iced Coffee

Remember when I said I had work for 9 days in a row? Well luckily, I was able to get a break in-between aka today.. I got someone to take my shift for today so I can take a break and get some Janey time. In fact, I was able to wake up at 3pm today & made pancakes with my sister and cousin and of course.. I didn't forget my daily dose of Iced Coffee.. Really, I need a shirt that says that because it's literally my life. Now, I'm watching episodes of "Family Guy" while laying on the couch and typing this.. Unfortunately, tomorrow I'll be back to waking up early and coming home late because of work. Tomorrow is pay day & I'm not even all that excited..  I have to pay for the hotel I'll be staying in for frosh week since I'm a frosh leader for Ryerson U.. (The amazing week will be worth it though so I'm excited for that). Then, I have to get a lot of back to school clothes and tools. Yes, I believe going to University for business totally means dressing your part.... or I just need an excuse to go shopping hahaha.

Next week seems pretty promising! Monday I have the day booked off for a church picnic which is a blast every year, then tuesday is a pool party with my friends which was also a blast last year! I'm excited as fuck for those two days!! Except the amount of calories I'll be consuming for those two days... ahhh... there goes my non existing diet. Well, that'll be it for today my lovelies, I shall be back after work tomorrow.

July 27, 2014

Daily dose of Iced Coffee - Sleeping Pills?

Today was as stressful as it gets. I have the worst headache right now and I barely slept.. My boyfriend keeps pressuring me to buy sleeping pills because of this but you see, that is just soo scary! What if I fall asleep and never wake up.. ever. Who ever is reading this, tell me what kind of sleeping pills you suggest that'll knock me out BUT does not have much of a side effect. Well, finally after a long day starting at 6am, I am finally having my daily dose of Iced Coffee (which is sooo stupid because I need to catch up on sleep) hahaha this is a total package of JaneyProblems. (OKAY BLOG NAME REFERENCE)!! Everytime I drink Iced Coffee, I will post about how my day is going at that very moment and second. It'll be a routine. We'll call it "Janey's Daily Dose of Iced Coffee) aka a relaxing time to sit back & think! Check out this beauty..

Today I don't have much to say because I really want to just lay down and watch TV until I fall asleep... at like 4am. But I might publish one of my draft posts for you guys! Byyy the way, almost 5,000 views!!!! Woohooo. Also, you can now subscribe to my blog so now you can get my blog posts directly to your email all pretty and all ;) But thanks for the love guys! I got a lot of emails regarding the blog! To the people who suggested posts I should do, I'm totally looking into that I promise! I just really like having my own topics and just typing as I go. Yes, I pick up my laptop and I just type. It's all from my heart, head, and right away. My drafts are just posts I actually had to think about before posting. Well, I Janey, solemnly swear to post more "productive" things... maybe.. haha! Till next time, maybe an hour or so! Later loves!

July 26, 2014

Today just isn't my Janey day

Right now I am such a wreck because of 3 things. One, I had work from 7am-4pm today.. two, I have work from 8am-4pm tomorrow and three, I have work everyday until next sunday. Gosh, who came up with a schedule like this.. Definitely worth the money but I need my break. Where I fucked up was when I got home from work today, I went straight to bed so now that I am awake... I won't be getting any sleep tonight before my 8am shift. Sigh.... "At least I have a job" is what my sister says to me every time I complain therefore I am not allowed to complain. I did have my iced coffee though, that was the bright side of today. I didn't take a picture or follow the little picture rule (take a picture or it never happened) because I was in a hurry and I totally rushed it. Okay... back to right now, I am really really lazy and tired but If I take another nap, I'm stuck without sleep for tonight. Oh how I'd love to trade lives with Kylie Jenner right now.. sigh. Anyways, does anyone know anything that'll make me VERY tired tonight so I could sleep before my shift? Any remedies.. or medicine ? Help a Janey out bitches & leave a comment! Xoxo. 

July 25, 2014

50 Shades of Grey (My Breakdown)

Ohhh 50 Shades of Grey... The all time sex book. Well.. said to be. I don't really understand why so many people hate the book, it is well written and has a very good plot line. I definitely recommend it to all teens out there who are open minded and love a good juicy book. Please stay away if you are 50 or older. Most people that i've talked to regarding 50 shades of grey only read a couple sex scenes from book one!! Let me break it down for you.. book one is about sex, sex, and more sex..
yes we get it! but book two is about relationship and building relationships, finally, book three is about marriage. You see, everyone gives up and makes a judgement after book one and I believe that just ruins everything. If you really want to know and understand a book and it's real story.. read the entire damn thing before you judge. I once walked to a book store & asked if they sold 50 shades of grey & the owner replied saying "I do not sell evil books here" ... so you're telling me Mr book store owner that I am about to slap.. that sex, relationships & marriages are evil?? Gosh people.. stop being so judgemental! Why not stop after book one of twilight ... or book one of Harry Potter? Because it just doesn't feel right and you cannot judge it as a whole by just reading one book. Anyways, I loved the book and I loved its story line (hopefully the movie doesn't ruin it for me). Usually movies ruin everything.. they really do!! They cannot capture the realness and rawness of the book. My imagination explodes when I read a book, its like a huge colourful rainbow of imaginations but when I watch a movie based on the book, it feels like someone shat on my rainbow. The character choices for the movie are not that baddd.. I'm not so into Anastasia, she was supposed to be pale and small and just really fragile! I look at the girl used for the movie and she looks bold and beautiful not fragile and soft.. ugh.. To all you love seeking birds out there, I hope you find yourself a Christian Grey ;) I mean, look at this bucket of greatness chosen for the movie. (I volunteer as tribute Christian Grey!!)

He's maybe perfection for the movie.. I said maybe for a reason, I don't like how dolled up his eyes can get. I imagined christian as very heavy eyed and looked a bit older. But I'm not complaining, this hunk will do. 


I think the only thing i'll really be looking for in this movie is his seriousness and stiffness. How hectic he could get and yet have this little soft side for Anastasia. I will admit it, I watched the trailer about 5 times just analyzing the fuck out of it because I knew when the actual movie is out, I might be in for a surprise. You know what i'm most excited for... THE RED ROOM! for people who read book one, you definitely know what I'm talking about. The room of sexual torture.. or whatever. But in all seriousness, who the heck has the time to build a room like that, jeez you little slut of a guy Christian Grey. Then again, the book does describe christian as a man whore who sleeps with many women and does't really date blah blah. I mean, HE GAVE HER A SCHEDULE TO FOLLOW if she wanted to continue to sleep with him. Perfectionist of a slut he is but hey.... she changed his little millionaire butt which I believe will look very nice on camera ;). What's up with girls always wanting to change a guy? "omg i'm dating a bad boy but like i'll totally change him because i can and we'd live together forever like wow omg so awesome flips hair and bites lips". Serious question!! What would you do if a Christian Grey came into your life, would you go through with his requests? Perv right? But enough about christian, how about Anastasia..

(goshhh she's supposed to look younger and pale).  I can see the wrinkles dripping down her make up covered face.


But at the end of the day she's still a beautiful young lady who is lucky to have a role with Mr hunk. Her lips are supposed to be pinkish not smothered with lipstick. For Anastasia, I'd love to see her in action! Not sexually you little pervs... but I want to see her act the character of Anastasia, I wana to see pain in her eyes and happiness at the same time. I want to see it all, so dear director of this movie... do not ruin this book for me like you ruined.. idk.. EVERY OTHER BOOK TURNED INTO A MOVIE.. I will not get started with "Hunger Games".. but hey, I'll just leave it at this. Let's see what's there for this movie and how much in detail they go in the movie.. I mean, how hard would it be to make sure it's not a porno movie (not saying it is.. but there are a lot of sex scenes that are very.. VERY descriptive) How nude will they be?.. will sex scenes start off with them getting naked and then skipped to the end? Well, all these questions will be answered when the movie comes out so YES, I am excited for it. I wish the movie for the other books were coming out too so people don't get soo stuck in the sex part of the book. Anyways, if you have any comments.. go ahead and comment! Let's talk! 
I have to be up at 5am for work tomorrow, talk to you beauties later <3

Daily dose of Iced Coffee

Ahhhhhh, yummy! I can't get enough iced coffee in a day. 

Today started at around 3pm because I had a really late night conversation with my boyfriend. Anyways, today looks pretty relaxing, I mean, I started my day off with Iced coffee.. it couldn't get any better than that. Right now, I'm sipping on this deliciousness and typing this.. I should do this more often, every time I make myself a cup of ice coffee.. I blog about it! Lol, just kidding, that'll be 1 too many posts. I hope who ever is reading this is having a great day & actually doing something productive. NORMAL people right now are either shopping, at the beach with friends, or out for a bike ride but Janey stays home and blogs about what ever she feels like blogging about. I don't have much to say right now because I really have to get back to my movie binging, I'll check back when I get bored again. Remember, comment and have conversations with me.. let's not make this a one way relationship. 

July 24, 2014

Some Janey time - Starbucks

Currently sitting at Starbucks which is a 30 minute walk from my house, sipping a grande iced coffee & eating a bagel. When I said I was going to have some "Me" time.. Well this is kind of it. Except I'm in public & my feet hurt from walking. I am in no way associated with Starbucks nor was I asked to post this but Goddamn, their drinks are "da bomb". I am a proud gold card holder aka I can't get enough of starbies. Anyways, shoutout to the barista that did this: 

She got my blog's title font "I, Janey" SPOT ON! #ThatsLove. I should visit a lot more often but that takes effort. As most of you know, I live in Whitby Ontario which is basically the city of space meaning there is a lot of just space. Houses, grasses & a bunch of NOTHING. It definitely makes a good track for longboarding!! Anndddd now I'm heading back home. Yay for 30 minute walks for ice coffee but I did buy take home packets of iced coffee so I can enjoy this deliciousness at home! 

Till next time, bye!! 

Books that lie (Dear John)

Today really looks like one of those "sit down relax, grab a kit kat" kind of day. Currently watching "American Dad" which is probably the worst thing to watch. The stupidity in this show is sad but hey.. it gives me a great laugh.  I really have nothing to do today. Literally nothing. I have the day off work, my boyfriend is at work and I don't know what the hell to do. I did mention that I would read a book... I should REALLY get to that lol. 

So any ideas? What book do you feel is best to pass time? No I do not want those cheesy books like "Dear John" because really, that shit never happens..   "Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you" ..??? 


 It takes two weeks for me to memorize someone's name.. thought less of falling in love. So to girls out there who feel that this book is an actual replica of their life.. let me spell something out for you.. "INFATUATION" which is defined as "An intense but short-lived 
passion or admiration for someone or something" AKA "Bitch you're not in love" so suck it up and grab some Xanax cause it takes two weeks to fall in love with that drug ;)

So back on topic, I really need a book to reeaaaad, I am NOT going to just pick up a book and start reading but hate it later on when I reach page 99 and I just waisted my time so let me know. 

Look who's back

Yes it is me.. just me, no one else but me. It should be more about me, more about what I want and what I feel like doing. These past couple months have been very hard for me but no one really cares so I'll gladly not talk about it. But here I am, once again.. on this blog ready to post whatever I feel like. You know, it takes effort to actually pick up my laptop & start typing about your day.. I mean, that's what late night conversations with my boyfriend are for. Yes .. I said it, boyfriend. We're still together incase I miss-led you with my little "Its all about me" speech. But really.. I  need some more Jane time. I need to sit back and just take everything in.. Work is stressful, home is annoying and crazy loud, I'm just always at work or in my room doing something obviously unproductive. Then i thought to my self.... I have almost 5,000 views on this blog so I might as well continue to make this a thing for myself.

Its 4:42am & I'm writing a blog post.. so maybe me getting some time for myself and sitting back is something I should start prettyyyyyy soon. So, for all you weirdos that actually care *skim through this if you don't* .... but my day was fine thank you very much. I'm no Kylie Jenner but I feel pretty fantastic about how a lot of things are turning out. You know what? The best way to write a blog post is to just type.. and not stop. As i speak.. I am just typing and not stopping. It makes it "legit" but at least you have an idea of what I sound like.. or talk like... whatever!! you get the point.

My female cousin and male cousin are spending the summer with me so my house is pretty much the teenage hot spot at Whitby (help me) but time for me to kill some more time watching TV or maybe I'll read a book & post about it later. I like that idea better. But this is a post just updating everyone about how I'm doing & I am very good. Maybe, just maybe.. I'll go back to give you tips about different things on my next post. No promises!!

Till tomorrow my little rascals.